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Ghost Paint: The Prattledome

by goodbyesun

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Panel 1:
A ghost nimmo in a beret, named Swarm, addresses her skeith brother, named Paunchs.
Swarm: Well, I got banned from taunting my battledome challengers.
Paunchs: You can be banned from that?
Swarm: Yeah.
Paunchs: How...?

Panel 2:
Swarm is angrily pointing, eyes aglow, with a furiously red background.
Swarm: Surrender now, you worm!! I will kick your petpet from here to Kreludor and I will EAT their petpetpet!!

Panel 3:
Eyrieki looks around nervously as Swarm continues her ranting, hefting up a battle hammer. The audience in the stands look uneasy.
Swarm: When I'm through with your house they're gonna name that sucker 'Dung World'!!

User Provided Tags:
battledome, nimmo, skeith, eyrie, eyrieki

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